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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect..... .so why do practise?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn?
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