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Why not to marry a Blogger?

Some of the reasons are
1. She expects you to write a post on how wonderful it is to be married to her everyday…
2. She complaints about you on the blog that you are not cooperating her to be regular on her blog
3. If you fart in bed she will blog about it.
4. Blog about your online chats
5. Log in through proxy to put a nasty comment
6. If she gets mad at you, she’ll remove you from her blog roll
7. You will hear about her being pregnant from her blog
8. She will actually get MAD AT YOU if you didn’t get it from her blog and you being the first commenter on that post
9. She expects you to write a trackback in response to her announcement that she’s pregnant
10. You will know if you’re getting lucky tonight from her blog
11. She keeps a second “secret” blog from you
12. She will log in and and start commenting with a different name on your blog to try and see if you’re going to cheat on her
13. Blog viewers will know all about your sleeping habits and how good you are in bed... from her blog
14. She may put your bed activities rate online
15. She would put a poll to see how many people agree that you get some action or not
16. She will discuss disciplinary action with her readers
17. She will talk about EVERYTHING in preparation of the wedding
18. She will setup a blog for your mother-in-law to strike you online and offline
19. She will talk about your surprise birthday party and you’re still supposed to look surprised
20. If you get her a gift before mentioning it on your blog, she will feel cheated
21. You are not supposed to get comments from any females on your blog
22. You are not supposed to get jealous if guys complement her on her blog
23. She will go nuts for few days when she is changing the design of her blog. Blames it all on you
24. First thing she would do after delivery is blog about the experience
25. She will try to look up the baby’s blog, but gets very frustrated that he doesn’t have one
26. You will find the shopping list on her blog under, “Get these or die”
27. Before going to a doctor, she checks your (husband's) blog and rating on Technorati
28. If your Technorati rating drops below 50,000 she would start asking you to go to the gym
29. If your rating goes higher than hers, she starts complaining that you spend too much time online
30. If she is not in the next podcast … you’re screwed
31. Her name, her site and her web address must be mentioned in every tag that you post, In addition to the words love, worship, chocolate, and “YES”
32. You have to mention in “Heading 1″ font size that you’re married on every page
33. She’s not supposed to mention that she’s married because this is anti-feminism and your sad attempts to control her life
34. You can't blog when you are having a serious conversation with her. She will know it and will think it is disrespectful
35. She will check her blog's stat everyday and you better be there on the last 10 viewers

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